Politically it’s more than odd for me to cite Henry Ford on anything, but the fact that I can agree with a proto-fascist, anti-Semite Know-Nothing on at least a couple
Author: NeoPrynne
A former academic wearing the Scarlet Letter of a felony conviction.
Coping Mechanisms, Part 2Coping Mechanisms, Part 2
Just a little followup to the first Coping Mechanisms: It shakes me that I’ve now thought, “Gee, Where else would I normally be?” As if prison routine Were a norm
Coping MechanismsCoping Mechanisms
Therapists, inside and outside of prison, often have a line about adapting to your conditions and surroundings in a “prosocial” way. In my experience, I pretty sure that there are
The Pen and the PenThe Pen and the Pen
One of the good things about prison is getting to write letters. Not emails. Not texts. Letters. The old fashioned pen and ink kind. I sent bushels of them during
The Last BreakfastThe Last Breakfast
This is an image of the last meal served at Alcatraz Federal Prison. It shows some continuity in the Bureau of Prisons’ menus over the past 58 years. However, in
Welcome to the show, Chris CollinsWelcome to the show, Chris Collins
Judging from this article that my spouse showed me — https://www.wivb.com/news/local-news/collins-abbreviated-federal-prison-sentence-was-hell/ — Chris Collins is mad. Yes, that Chris Collins: former US Congressman, Trump crony, convicted insider trader, FBI misleader,
MLK DayMLK Day
Our most recent holiday was Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. I was happy to celebrate it on the outside this year, mainly because MLK’s birthday is also my wedding anniversary.
A Prison Laundry LimerickA Prison Laundry Limerick
The TPL project isn’t quite yet started, but I’ll serve and amuse bouche of 5 lines I penned back in 2017: When that which you eat is called “chow,” You
More drug educationMore drug education
If you can convince federal prison authorities that you have a substance abuse program, you can sign up for the Residential Drug Abuse Treatment Program (RDAP) that offers you a
Drug “Education”Drug “Education”
The Federal Bureau of Prisons forces every inmate who has ever admitted to, at a minimum, smoking weed to attend a drug education class. Of course you can refuse, but