“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” — Dean Vernon Wormer, Animal House This is a list of allegedly august personages: Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.,
So you want a job in AI? Let’s see what AI has to say about your chances.So you want a job in AI? Let’s see what AI has to say about your chances.
What follows here is a back-and-forth with a commercially available AI model about a job posting that was sent to me by a popular employment website. Me: Please take a
When it comes to Charles Kushner, AI thinks I’m full of shit.When it comes to Charles Kushner, AI thinks I’m full of shit.
I knew AI would fail because AI doesn’t know anything that has happened recently (and sometimes “recently” means within the past year). However, these failures are particularly obnoxious. Me [quoting
Now Do Me, Donald!Now Do Me, Donald!
I see that Charles Kushner, whom Chris Christie described as having committed “one of the most loathsome, disgusting crimes that I prosecuted,” has been confirmed as the US Ambassador to
An AI’s Take on Donald Fagen’s Take on AIAn AI’s Take on Donald Fagen’s Take on AI
While mowing the lawn yesterday, Donald Fagen’s song “I.G.Y.” popped up on my playlist. If you don’t know the song — or just want to hear it again — you
Why R. Crumb is smarter than AI and (especially) its developersWhy R. Crumb is smarter than AI and (especially) its developers
I’ve added this image as something you will see under the menu links that have to do with AI: It’s some badass R. Crumb. I came across it as the
The Frankenstein Problem, or The Heart of AIThe Frankenstein Problem, or The Heart of AI
One of the things that AI developers try to convey to their workers is that we shouldn’t think of the AI model we are working with as human. We shouldn’t
A Preface to Mechanical ThinkingA Preface to Mechanical Thinking
As you know, I can’t go back to my previous profession because the good folks of America perceive me as a threat. I’m the one who is going to corrupt
The Dipshittery of Alcatraz as a “New” PrisonThe Dipshittery of Alcatraz as a “New” Prison
I have been trying to be a good citizen and pour myself into completely alienating labor. That’s what we former inmates are supposed to do. That means I haven’t been
Paving the road to hell; or the consequences of not being a drone.Paving the road to hell; or the consequences of not being a drone.
Please allow me to speculate on how I got fired from a totally alienating job a few months ago. The work I was doing involved marking up possible computer responses